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In an unprecedented turn of events, the United States House of Representatives has found itself in the throes of a fiery debate that could very well reignite the embers of America's founding conflict. At the heart of the controversy lies a proposed bill, affectionately dubbed the "War Powers Cl." by its sponsors, which seeks to redefine the role of Congress in authorizing military engagements.

The bill, which has been met with both acclaim and outrage, would ostensibly amend the Constitution to grant members of the House the exclusive power to declare war, a move that has left the esteemed United States Senate fuming with indignation. "It's like saying a potato can outvote a tomato in a salsa-making contest," spat Senator Rancid Tomato (R-Tomatostan), a staunch defender of the Senate's historical dominance in foreign policy matters.

Supporters of the bill, led by the charismatic and somewhat controversial Representative Carrot Top (D-Vegetable Valley), argue that the Constitution is a "living document" and that the times are a-changin'. "Our Founding Fathers were clearly referring to a bicameral system where one house is superior in the art of warfare," Carrot Top stated, winking at the press corps. "If they were around today, they'd be slamming their quill pens down in favor of more House influence."

The debate has sparked a flurry of activity across the nation's capital, with lobbyists for the military-industrial complex, grassroots activists, and even a mysterious group known only as "The Illuminative Garlic Society" descending upon the halls of Congress to voice their support or dissent. Meanwhile, the American public has been glued to their television sets, munching on popcorn, as the drama unfolds on the floor of the House.

The bill's proponents claim that by placing the power of war declaration in the hands of the House, the process would become more democratic and transparent, allowing the American people to hold their representatives directly accountable for the nation's military actions. Critics, on the other hand, have branded the bill as a power grab, warning that it could lead to a chaotic and fragmented foreign policy, with representatives vying to start wars for political gain.

As the debate rages on, it remains to be seen whether the "War Powers Cl." will see the light of day, or if it will be buried under a mountain of legislative gridlock. One thing is certain: the United States House of Representatives is about to become the most exciting reality show on television, complete with backstabbing, power plays, and the occasional tearful confession.

Stay tuned as we continue to cover this explosive story, where the only thing more volatile than the debates is the potential for an unintended world war.

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