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In an unprecedented turn of events, the Supreme Court has made a decision that could redefine the way wars are waged and taxes are collected. In a 5-4 ruling that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Court has determined that the President of the United States, known for his controversial tweets and unorthodox approach to diplomacy, now possesses the authority to declare war without Congressional approval, provided that the conflict is funded through a creative reinterpretation of the tax code.

The decision, penned by the Court's most senior conservative justice, known for his penchant for historical precedents and constitutional literalism, argues that the War Powers Act of 1973 is "outdated and overly bureaucratic," and that the framers intended for the Executive to have the ultimate say in matters of national security. However, in a move that has left both sides of the aisle scratching their heads, the justice also claimed that any military action must be funded exclusively through taxes, with the rates to be determined by the President's own discretion, subject to review by a newly established 'Taxation and Warfare Oversight Committee' - a body whose members will be appointed by the President himself.

The Democratic leadership, already reeling from a series of legislative defeats, is now facing a new challenge. With the President's newfound war powers, Democrats fear that the President could potentially engage in endless conflicts, funded by tax increases that could be implemented without Congressional consent. In a desperate bid to maintain some semblance of control over the nation's finances, Democratic lawmakers are calling for an immediate constitutional amendment to limit the President's taxation authority.

Meanwhile, the President has been spotted in the Oval Office, flanked by generals and economic advisors, drafting a list of potential adversaries for his first 'tax-funded war.' The White House has released a statement claiming that this new approach to warfare will lead to "unprecedented savings for the American taxpayer," as the military will no longer be burdened by the "inefficient and costly" process of Congressional appropriations.

As the nation braces for the potential implications of this Supreme Court decision, one thing is clear: the future of war and taxation in America has never been more uncertain. And while political pundits argue over the legality and constitutionality of the Court's ruling, the average American can only hope that their leaders will use this new power responsibly. Or, as one satirical columnist put it, "prepare to have your wallet and your liberty taxed simultaneously."

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