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In a shocking display of bipartisan innovation, Congress has unveiled a groundbreaking proposal that promises to revolutionize the world of mobile gaming and simultaneously overhaul the nation's tax model. Dubbed the "Gamer's Growth and Governance Act" (GGGA), this bill aims to introduce a novel tax system where taxes are levied not on income or property, but on in-game achievements and virtual asset acquisitions.

The GGGA, sponsored by the unlikely duo of tech-savvy Representative Alexa Swipe and seasoned Senator Joe Thumb, has set the political world abuzz with its audacious approach. The legislation suggests that every time a player reaches a new level, purchases a virtual sword, or adopts a pet dragon in their favorite mobile game, a small fraction of that transaction will be diverted to the US Treasury.

Proponents of the bill argue that this system taps into the burgeoning multibillion-dollar mobile gaming industry, which has thus far eluded the taxman's grasp. By taxing the virtual economy, Congress expects to rake in an estimated $100 billion annually, funds that will be earmarked for futuristic projects, including space exploration, underwater cities, and, of course, the long-awaited national network of teleportation hubs.

Critics, however, are skeptical. They warn of a potential surge in the black market for virtual goods, as gamers desperate to avoid the new tax might turn to illicit transactions. Additionally, there are concerns about the potential for identity theft, as scammers could target gamers' virtual assets with the same fervor as they do their bank accounts.

The GGGA also includes a provision for a "Gamer's Bill of Rights," ensuring that players retain ownership of their in-game achievements and can sell or trade them as they see fit, provided they pay their digital dues to the government first.

As the nation gears up for what could be the most game-changing legislation since the introduction of the joystick, only time will tell if the GGGA will be a triumphant leap forward or a hilariously misguided attempt to monetize the virtual playgrounds of America's youth. One thing is certain: the next time you level up in your favorite game, you might just be contributing to the funding of America's next great leap into the future.

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