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In a plot twist reminiscent of a political drama, House Republicans have stirred the pot of American civility this week with a series of legislative maneuvers that have left political pundits and constitutional scholars scratching their heads in disbelief. The controversial bill, aptly named the Constitutionnal Conundrum Act of 2023," was introduced by the enigmatic Representative Patricio Riffraff (R-TX) and has since become the talk of the town, or rather, the Capitol.

The act, which has been described by opponents as a "constitutional coupe," aims to amend the venerable document, allegedly to "streamline" its language and "update" its relevancy for the modern age. However, critics are sounding the alarms, claiming that the true intent is to "re-calibrate" the balance of power in favor of the legislative branch, and more specifically, the Republican Party.

The proposed amendments include renaming the Constitution to "The United States Framework for Democratic Governance" (USFDG), because as Riffraff quipped during a fiery floor speech, "Why settle for a constitution when you can have a framework?" Additionally, the act seeks to introduce a novel concept called "Dynamic Legislative Interpretation," which would allow future Congresses to interpret any clause of the USFDG in the light most favorable to the party in power.

But the piece de resistance is the introduction of the "Political Equilibrium Mechanism" (PEM), a system that would automatically adjust the number of seats in the House of Representatives based on the average IQ of the American population, as measured by standardized tests administered every 10 years. The rationale, according to Riffraff, is to ensure that "only the most intellectually endowed citizens have the privilege of electing representatives."

The reaction from the Democratic side of the aisle has been one of outrage, with Minority Leader Sophia Common (D-CA) calling the bill a "blatant power grab that undermines the very foundation of our democracy." Meanwhile, political strategists from both parties are speculating that this could be a masterful game of chess, designed to force the Democrats into a corner, thereby solidifying the Republicans' stance in the upcoming midterm elections.

As the nation watches with bated breath, political analysts are predicting that this battle over the USFDG will shape the future of American politics for decades to come. Will it be a brave new era of governance, or a cynical ploy to maintain power? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the Constitution, once a sacred document, is now the playing field in a high-stakes game of political strategy games

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