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In an unprecedented turn of events, the United States Senate found itself at the center of a high-stakes game show this week, as renowned political satirist and humorist, Guffaw McGonkles, infiltrated the hallowed halls of Congress to expose the "economic gamesmanship" that has become the hallmark of Capitol Hill politics.

The spectacle unfolded when McGonkles, disguised as a low-level intern with a penchant for novelty socks, managed to sweet-talk his way onto the Senate floor during a critical debate on the national budget. With a microphone in hand and a twinkle in his eye, McGonkles turned the proceedings into a live, primetime game show, complete with laugh tracks and celebrity guest commentators.

The Senate's heated debate over fiscal policy was transformed into a series of quirky challenges, where senators were pitted against each other in a battle of wits and wills. "Welcome to 'Fiscal Follies,' where the only thing more complex than our tax code is the plot of a telenovela!" McGonkles announced, as Senators Fiscalcliff and Debtburden faced off in a duel of economic proposals, each more convoluted than the last.

The audience, a mixture of stunned interns and curious tourists, was treated to a spectacle of political theater unlike any other. As Senator Incomeinequality attempted to explain the intricacies of supply-side economics, McGonkles interjected with a comedic reenactment involving a rubber chicken and a string puppet representing the middle class.

The highlight of the evening was the "Deficit Duel," where Senators Spendthrift and Cutback engaged in a rapid-fire exchange, each trying to outdo the other with promises of economic prosperity and doom-laden warnings of fiscal collapse. The exchange devolved into an impromptu dance-off, with the senators breakdancing atop their policy proposals, much to the amusement of the live studio audience.

As the night wore on, it became clear that McGonkles' intervention was less about revealing the truth behind political gamesmanship and more about reminding the nation that, at times, the gravity of our political discourse bears an uncanny resemblance to the farcical nature of a well-scripted sitcom.

In the end, the Senate showdown concluded with a standing ovation for McGonkles, whose satirical antics left both Democrats and Republicans chuckling uneasily at the mirror he held up to their own antics. The stunt served as a stark reminder that, in the grand theater of political economy, sometimes the most profound truths are best conveyed through the art of comedy.

The Senate has since called for an emergency meeting to address the "security breach" and to determine whether or not to invest in a more robust intern vetting process, while McGonkles remains at large, his whereabouts as elusive as a tax loophole for the ultra-wealthy.

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