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In a stunning twist that has left political pundits with more questions than answers, the race for the Senate has taken a turn into the realm of pure science fiction. The candidates, Senator Buzz Aldrin and the enigmatic Dr. Emmett Brown, have both unveiled platforms that would make even the most ardent sci-fi enthusiast blush.

Senator Aldrin, a man whose name alone carries the weight of interplanetary exploration, has proposed a bold initiative: to weaponize the sun. His "Solar Flare Defense System" promises to harness the power of our star to fend off any potential alien invasions or, more realistically, international aggressors. The senator claims that with a mere push of a button, he can "turn the heat up" on adversaries, ensuring global dominance and peace.

Meanwhile, Dr. Brown, a maverick scientist with a penchant for flannel shirts and eccentric inventions, has countered with his own futuristic vision. His "Temporal Campaign Platform" includes a pledge to send a delegation back in time to ensure the discovery of fire, thereby giving humanity an unassailable advantage in the war of progress. Dr. Brown assures voters that this will not only solve the energy crisis but also give them "plenty of time to figure out how to use social media effectively."

The race has taken a surreal turn as both candidates have agreed to a live debate in a specially constructed zero-gravity arena, where they will articulate their platforms without the aid of Earth's gravity. The event promises to be the most "out-of-this-world" debate in history, with both candidates expected to don space helmets and discuss policy while floating in an astronaut's paradise.

As the election approaches, the electorate is left to ponder whether these futuristic proposals are the key to a brighter tomorrow or merely the ramblings of two men who have spent too much time in the lab. One thing is certain: this is an election year like no other, where the line between science and science fiction has been boldly crossed. Voters are urged to cast their ballots before the polls close, or risk being left behind in the dust of a future that may or may not include intergalactic warfare.

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