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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and the general public alike scratching their heads, the House of Representatives has voted to impeach President Donald J. Sitting for what they are calling "deep state corruption." The allegations stem from a leaked memo, written in what many are describing as "Shakespearean prose," that suggests the President has been secretly collaborating with a shadowy cabal of bureaucrats to undermine his own administration for personal gain.

The memo, which has since been debunked by fact-checkers as a satirical piece of fiction, details a plot where President Sitting, under the guise of "draining the swamp," actually deepens the murky waters of Washington D.C. by creating a "lake of lobbyists" where he allegedly takes luxurious yacht rides, sipping on fine champagne and plotting the downfall of his own policies.

The House, led by the fiery Speaker Melanie Thundercat and her loyal band of "truth seekers," has taken the memo at face value, launching a full-blown investigation into the President's ties with the "deep state." The investigation, which has already cost taxpayers millions, has so far uncovered a treasure trove of evidence, including a mysterious "smoking monocle" and a series of coded love letters between President Sitting and the infamous "Bureaucrat Beast" of the deep state.

In a statement, Speaker Thundercat declared, "We have irrefutable proof that President Sitting is the puppet master behind the curtain, orchestrating a grand symphony of chaos and confusion to keep the American people distracted from the real issues at hand, such as the existential threat posed by the 'lake of lobbyists.'"

Meanwhile, the President's legal team, led by the indomitable Larry the Lawyer, has responded by calling the impeachment proceedings a "witch hunt" and a "political circus" designed to distract from the administration's successes, such as the record-breaking sales of MAGA hats and the unprecedented growth of the "Sitting for President" fan club.

As the nation holds its breath, waiting for the outcome of this high-stakes political drama, citizens are reminded to keep their tinfoil hats handy and their sense of humor at the ready. For in this topsy-turvy world of politics, where truth is stranger than fiction and satire often becomes reality, one can only wonder: will the show ever end, or is this just act three of the greatest political soap opera of our time?

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