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In an unprecedented turn of events, the illustrious country of Freedonia has declared war on itself in a bold move to protect its economic freedom. The nation, known for its robust political system and fiercely independent spirit, has decided to engage in a full-scale conflict to "ensure the sanctity of the free market."

The Prime Minister of Freedonia, the charismatic and visionary Leader Liberty, announced the self-inflicted war with a straight face, claiming that it was the only way to maintain the purity of their economic principles. "We must fight for our right to choose, to compete, and to succeed," Leader Liberty declared, his eyes gleaming with the fire of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.

The Freedonian military, now tasked with the peculiar duty of battling their own economic regulations, has been rebranded as the Department of Economic Liberation (DEL). The DEL, equipped with a blend of tanks, drones, and draconian deregulation policies, is poised to take on the formidable enemy of government intervention.

In a surprising move, the opposition party, the Protectionists, has thrown their support behind the war, arguing that it's the only way to truly understand the value of regulation. "Let the market decide, even if that decision is mutually assured economic destruction," quipped the leader of the Protectionists, General Tariff.

As the war rages on, Freedonia's allies are watching with bated breath. The global community has expressed both confusion and concern, with international economists predicting a volatile period ahead. The United Economies of the World has issued a statement urging Freedonia to consider "less drastic measures to address economic concerns."

Meanwhile, the citizens of Freedonia are rallying together, some donning battle fatigues and others armed with spreadsheets, all united in the fight for what they believe is the ultimate freedom – the freedom to fail, and the freedom to succeed.

As the first shots of this economic war are fired, one cannot help but wonder if Freedonia's bold gamble will lead to a new era of prosperity or plunge the nation into a spiral of chaos. Only time will tell if the fight for economic freedom is truly worth the cost of a war against oneself.

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