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In a stunning display of political theater that could rival any Broadway production, the United States Senate erupted into a heated debate today over the ethical implications of a new dystopian war strategy game. The game, "Congressional Conquest," has been designed to simulate the strategic and moral decisions faced by leaders during wartime and has quickly become a sensation among political junkies and military enthusiasts alike.

Senator Hypocritus (D-Sleightville) was the first to raise the alarm, claiming that the game, "distills the essence of war to the point where it's no longer a grim reality but a glorified video game." He argued that the ability to launch nuclear strikes with the click of a button, or to order drone strikes with the swipe of a screen, desensitizes players to the gravity of such decisions.

On the other side of the aisle, Senator Double Standard (R-Hyproisy) countered that the game is a vital tool for understanding the complexities of war and should be embraced as a form of educational entertainment. "We must not shy away from the harsh realities of conflict. Instead, we should face them head-on, even if it's through the lens of a strategy game," he declared.

The game's creators, a shadowy collective known only as the "Pentagram Strategists," defended their creation by stating, "We're merely reflecting the choices that our elected officials face every day. If this game can help even one lawmaker understand the weight of their decisions, then it's served a purpose."

As the debate raged on, the Senate floor resembled a cross between a classroom debate and a heated round of "Dungeons & Dragons." Lawmakers waved around 80-page rulebooks like swords, and the clerk's desk was momentarily transformed into a wargame map, complete with little plastic figures representing each Senator.

In a surprising turn of events, the debate took a surreal twist when Senator Hypocritus was caught covertly playing the game on his Senate-issued iPad, right under the noses of his colleagues. The irony was not lost on the public, who watched the live feed with a mix of amusement and disbelief.

As the day drew to a close, the Senate still had not reached a consensus on the fate of "Congressional Conquest." However, one thing was clear: the line between reality and simulation is becoming increasingly blurred, and the Senate is just as confused about it as the rest of us.

In the end, the debate was adjourned, not with a vote or a resolution, but with a collective shrug. After all, if the last few years have taught us anything, it's that the truth can sometimes be as malleable as the rules of a dystopian war strategy game.

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