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In a surprising twist to an already tumultuous election cycle, the candidates have locked horns over the seemingly innocuous topic of taxing mobile gaming revenues. The debate, which erupted during a live-streamed presidential debate moderated by none other than the infamous Twitch streamer Ninja, turned into an explosive controversy that has since dominated headlines across the nation.

Candidate Alex "The Taxman" Washington, a seasoned politician known for his progressive policies, proposed a groundbreaking plan to implement a 95% tax on the multibillion-dollar mobile gaming industry. His argument, delivered with the conviction of a man who had just discovered in-app purchases, was that these games were a "digital cocaine," addicting the youth and draining their pocket money at an alarming rate.

On the flip side, Candidate Sarah "Silicon Savvy" Tech, a tech mogul turned politician, vehemently opposed the tax, claiming that it would stifle innovation and creativity. She argued, with the fervor of a true believer in the free market, that mobile games were the "future of entertainment" and that taxing them would be akin to taxing the printing press in the 15th century.

The debate became even more heated when a rogue drone, presumably operated by a disgruntled gamer, dropped a basket of virtual currency onto the stage, causing a brief interruption and further fueling the public's fascination with this absurd policy clash.

As the nation watches with bated breath, political analysts predict that this issue could very well swing the election. Meanwhile, the gaming community has taken to social media to express their outrage, some even threatening to boycott the polls altogether. The hashtag #GamerVote has been trending, with users calling for a mass mobilization of gamers to decide the fate of this contentious tax proposal.

In the end, the question remains: Will the leaders of tomorrow be brave enough to curb the digital excesses of the youth, or will they champion the rights of pixelated pioneers to reap the rewards of their imaginative labors? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain—this election is shaping up to be anything but ordinary.

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