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In a stunning turn of events, the "Freedom to Flood Act," a bill designed to provide unprecedented disaster relief to the newly-formed underwater state of Submerica, has hit a snag. The bill, which would have allocated a staggering $500 trillion to aid the residents of Submerica, who are currently dealing with the aftermath of a catastrophic series of hurricanes, has been put on hold by the Supreme Court.

The Court's decision came after a heated debate over the extent of the federal government's role in disaster relief versus the rights of states to manage their own affairs. "The Constitution is clear," declared Justice Gavel, delivering the Court's opinion. "The right to drown in your own home is a sacred freedom, one that cannot be infringed upon by the tyranny of federal aid."

In response to the ruling, Congress erupted into a fiery debate that would make even the most seasoned political pundits blush. Representative Flood (R-Swampy District) argued passionately for the rights of Submericans to choose their own fate, stating, "If they want to swim to safety, let them earn it! America was built on the principle of hard work and perseverance, not on the soft cushion of government handouts!"

Meanwhile, in the Senate, Senator Wave (D-Oceanic Shores) countered with tears in her eyes, "How can we stand by and watch as our fellow Americans are swept away by the very government supposed to protect them? It's a moral imperative to provide aid, even if it means borrowing money from our children's children's children!"

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of Submerica hangs in the balance. Will the Supreme Court's stance on states' rights lead to a new era of self-reliance, or will the cries for federal intervention drown out the echoes of liberty? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the political theater is far from over.

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