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In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a group of senators has proposed a groundbreaking bill that would mandate all Supreme Court Justices and members of Congress to engage in regular strategy games, specifically "Risk" and "Monopoly," to aid in their decision-making processes, particularly in matters of taxation policy.

The bill, dubbed the "Games for Governance Act," was introduced by the enigmatic Senator Gameplan (R-AZ) and co-sponsored by the equally mysterious Senator Boardwalk (D-NJ). The legislation has caught the attention of political pundits and has sparked a heated debate across the nation's living rooms and watercoolers.

According to the bill's summary, the mandated gaming sessions aim to "enhance the strategic foresight and economic acumen" of our nation's legislators and judges, thereby ensuring that taxation policies are not only just but also "fun." The document goes on to argue that the unpredictable nature of these games will force lawmakers to think on their feet and consider a wide array of potential outcomes, much like the complex and dynamic world of taxation itself.

In an exclusive interview with "The Onion," Senator Gameplan explained, "We're not just playing around here—we're revolutionizing the way our esteemed representatives approach some of the most pressing issues of our time. With 'Risk,' our Justices can simulate global conflicts and learn to balance risk versus reward, which is essential when weighing the constitutionality of tax laws. 'Monopoly,' on the other hand, will teach them the perils of monopolistic behavior, which, let's face it, is a common pitfall in tax policy."

The Senate Committee on Games and Governance held a series of hearings, where expert game strategists testified about the educational and strategic benefits of board games. One such witness, Professor Playitright from the illustrious Institute of Game Theory, asserted, "Strategy games are not mere pastimes but are powerful tools for developing critical thinking and problem-solving skills. By incorporating them into the legislative process, we can expect more nuanced and thoughtful legislation."

However, the proposal has not been without its detractors. Critics argue that this is a frivolous use of legislative time and resources, and that the outcomes of board games are too unpredictable to base serious policy decisions upon. "It's like letting a child dictate fiscal policy," said Senator Serious (I-ME), who has vowed to filibuster the bill until the "silliness" subsides.

Despite the opposition, the bill has garnered unexpected support from a coalition of tax advocacy groups, who believe that a more gaming-savvy Congress will lead to more innovative and less oppressive taxation strategies. "We're hopeful that these games will finally bring some much-needed fun to the tax code," said Taxpayer Game-On, a grassroots organization dedicated to reforming the tax system through the power of play.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the "Games for Governance Act" is poised to transform the political landscape, potentially turning the Supreme Court into a hotspot for dice-rolling and property trading, and Congress into a chamber where debates are settled not by rhetoric, but by the roll of a die. Only time will tell if this audacious gamble will pay off or result in a political game over.

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