Impeached 2 is an armchair politician's dream. Play today!

In a shocking turn of events, the United States Supreme Court has been rocked by a scandal involving one of its most esteemed judges, Justice Alex Gamington. Newly unsealed documents have revealed a clandestine affair between Justice Gamington and the CEO of a major mobile gaming empire, Victor "The Conqueror" Clixby.

The scandal came to light when an anonymous tip led federal investigators to a series of lewd text messages exchanged between the two, which included detailed discussions about the strategic placement of virtual farms in the hit game "Farmpocalypse Now." The texts also hinted at a covert operation to influence the decision-making process within the Supreme Court, particularly cases involving the regulatory framework of the mobile gaming industry.

Justice Gamington, known for his staunch conservative views, faced immediate impeachment proceedings after the revelation. His colleagues on the bench expressed outrage, with one Justice, Sarah Legalmind, stating, "We are appalled that one of our own would engage in such underhanded behavior. It's scandalous! And I don't mean the game 'Scandal in the City: Mayor's Mistress,' though that is quite the addictive time-sink."

Meanwhile, Victor Clixby's empire, which includes over 500 mobile games ranging from puzzles to virtual reality experiences, has come under fire for potential conflicts of interest. Clixby, a tech mogul who has been compared to a digital Caesar, has yet to comment on the allegations, reportedly spending his days strategizing his next move in the latest expansion of his game "Conquer the World in a Tank."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this scandal, many are questioning the integrity of the Supreme Court and the influence of the mobile gaming industry on our nation's laws. Legal experts are debating whether this case will set a precedent for future impeachments, potentially leading to a "Game of Thrones"-style power struggle within the judicial branch.

In response to the scandal, the Senate has called for a special committee to investigate the extent of the influence gaming companies may have over our legal system. The committee, aptly named "The High Score," is expected to delve into the intricate world of mobile gaming, where the lines between justice and virtual farms are mysteriously blurred.

As the story unfolds, citizens are left wondering if their trusted justices are merely pawns in a larger game of power and profit, or if they are, in fact, knights in shining armor—unless, of course, they're playing "Knights in Shining Armor: The Mobile Strategy Game." Only time will tell.

Can't get enough of politics? Play Impeached 2 and become President of the U.S. today!

This article was automagically written, and intended only for entertainment purposes.