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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, a group of impeached politicians have found a creative way to fight for their freedom: by using taxation. Yes, you read that right. The former lawmakers, who were removed from office for various corruption charges, have discovered that the power of the purse can be a potent weapon in their fight for liberty.

According to sources close to the group, the impeached politicians have been secretly gathering support from like-minded individuals and organizations, all united by their belief in the importance of taxation in preserving freedom. "We realized that the only way to truly fight corruption and regain our rights was to take control of the very thing that gives the government its power: taxes," said former Representative John Smith, who is leading the charge.

The plan, dubbed "Taxation for Freedom," involves using the tax system to fund a variety of initiatives that promote transparency, accountability, and citizen participation in government. "We're not just talking about doling out tax breaks to our friends and supporters," Smith clarified. "We're talking about using taxes to fund real, tangible changes that will benefit every American."

Among the proposed measures are the creation of a new, independent watchdog agency to monitor government spending and root out corruption, as well as the establishment of a "Citizen's Tax Commission" to ensure that taxpayer dollars are being used efficiently and effectively.

While some have criticized the plan as a form of taxationn without representation," the impeached politicians are undeterred. "We're not asking for a blank check," Smith countered. "We're asking for the power to use taxes to create a more just and equitable society. And if that means taking on the establishment, so be it."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the power of taxation is once again at the forefront of the national conversation. And for the impeached politicians, it's a fight worth fighting for. "We may have lost our positions of power," said former Senator Jane Doe, "but we're not giving up on our fight for freedom. And if that means using taxes to get there, so be it."

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