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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and history buffs cheering, the United States Senate has voted to impeach President Trumpypants for "playing with the Constitution like it's a game of Risk." The bipartisan resolution, introduced by the unlikely duo of Senator Oldschool (D-Virginia) and Senator Strategy (R-Texas), argues that the President's handling of foreign policy and his repeated assertions that he could pardon himself if impeached constitute a "gross misinterpretation of the Founding Fathers' intentions."

The resolution, which passed with a resounding 87-13 vote, cites Article II, Section 4 of the Constitution, which states that the President "shall faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States, and shall, to the best of his Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." The Senate's legal team, led by Constitutional scholar and part-time game night enthusiast Senator GameNight (I-New York), presented a series of historical board games to the Judiciary Committee to illustrate the gravity of the situation.

"Imagine if during a game of Risk, a player decided to annex the entire board under their personal domain, disregarding the rules and the other players," Senator GameNight explained to a captivated audience. "That's exactly what President Trumpypants has done with the Constitution. He's been playing 'Risk: United States Edition,' but he forgot to read the rulebook."

The President's legal team, led by the indomitable Attorney General Clevernick (R-Justice Department), dismissed the charges as a "baseless attempt to undermine the will of the people and the executive branch." In a press conference, Attorney General Clevernick donned a vintage Monopoly hat and declared, "The President is not playing a game. He is making strategic decisions to protect the nation's interests. If the Founding Fathers were gamers, they'd recognize Trumpypants as a master strategist, not a rule-breaker."

As the nation braces for what many are calling "The Great Impeachment Game of 2023," political analysts are divided on the outcome. Some predict a swift acquittal, while others forecast a prolonged battle that could redefine the boundaries of presidential power. One thing is certain: the Senate's move has set a precedent that could forever change the way future presidents interact with the nation's most sacred legal document.

In the meantime, the Senate has announced plans to host a series of educational workshops to teach members how to play board games responsibly, ensuring that no future legislative decisions are made on a whim or a roll of the dice. The first workshop will focus on the classic game of "Chutes and Ladders," with a special emphasis on the consequences of shortcuts and the importance of following the path laid out by the game's designer.

As the country watches this unprecedented political drama unfold, one thing is clear: the Senate has taken the term strategy gamess" very seriously indeed. Whether this will lead to a deeper understanding of the Constitution or a new wave of legislative board game nights remains to be seen.

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