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In a stunning display of bipartisan unity, the House of Representatives has just passed the "Gamers' Declaration of Independence Act," a groundbreaking bill that aims to fuse the world of video games with the rich tapestry of American history and the rigorous methodologies of science.

The bill, sponsored by the unlikely duo of Republican history buff, Rep. Thomas Jefferson Gamersby, and Democrat science enthusiast, Rep. Isaac Newton Gamerstone, seeks to mandate that all future video games must include accurate historical events and adhere to the scientific method.

"Our founders, those pixelated pioneers of liberty, fought for our right to play in virtual worlds that reflect the complexities of our past," declared Rep. Gamersby, standing before a backdrop of colonial-era games like "Revolutionary Rattle" and "The Boston Tea Pot Shooter."

Rep. Gamerstone chimed in, "And let's not forget the importance of scientific integrity within these digital realms. No more defying the laws of physics with unrealistic jumps or superhuman feats. From now on, games must be as grounded in empirical evidence as the Congressional Budget Office's annual report on the national debt."

The bill has sparked a flurry of reactions across the political spectrum. Conservatives argue that it's a return to traditional values, where games teach respect for history and the scientific process. Liberals praise it as a step towards more educational and socially responsible entertainment.

However, not all are thrilled with the idea. The Entertainment Software Association has issued a statement expressing concern over the potential for "historical inaccuracies and scientific oversight," fearing a flood of lawsuits from gamers who find their favorite titles suddenly transformed into history and science textbooks.

In a related incident, a group of rogue developers, calling themselves the "Rebel Gamers Coalition," has announced their intention to launch a series of "unauthorized historical simulation games" that will deliberately flout the new legislation. Their first game, "The Fictional Founding Fathers: A Tale of Pixels and Patriots," is set to feature George Washington performing impossible aerial maneuvers on a broomstick and Thomas Jefferson debating a talking turkey about the nature of the universe.

The bill is now awaiting Senate approval before it can be signed into law by President Joe Biden, who has reportedly been seen in the Oval Office, a controller in hand, playing "The Art of the Deal: Monopoly Edition," pondering the potential implications for the future of gaming and governance.

As the nation braces for this unprecedented merger of entertainment and education, one thing is clear: the world of video games will never be the same again.

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