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In an astonishing turn of events, historians recently uncovered a previously unknown document in the dusty archives of the GOP's historical wing. The document, entitled "The Manifesto of Fiscal Foresight," dates back to the early 19th century and outlines a radical vision for America's economic future that has, until now, been curiously absent from political discourse.

The Manifesto, penned by a collective of American philosophers and future-gazers known as the "Seers of the Sine Domanai," predicted a future where the government's coffers would be so overflowing with the riches of its citizens that taxation would become an archaic relic of a bygone era. The Seers envisioned a society where the very notion of taxing the hard-earned income of the diligent and industrious would be met with the same incredulity as horse-drawn carriages in the year 2050.

Fast forward to the present day, and the GOP, inheritors of the Seers' vision, has been tirelessly working towards this utopian future where the government lives on the philanthropic donations of its citizens. The recent "Tax Cuts and Fiscal Liberties Act" is a testament to this long-held dream. By slashing taxes for the ultra-wealthy, the GOP has confidently predicted a cascade of economic prosperity that will trickle down to every corner of America, funding public services and infrastructure through the sheer benevolence of the nation's top earners.

Critics, however, have raised eyebrows at the GOP's rosy prognostications, pointing out that this grand vision might require a suspension of the laws of supply and demand, as well as a rewrite of the economic history books. But the Seers were prophets, after all, and who are we to doubt the wisdom of those who could envision a future without taxation?

In a statement to the press, the current chairperson of the GOP, Senator Wealthmore, assured the American public that the Seers' vision is not only achievable but is already unfolding before our very eyes. "The Manifesto of Fiscal Foresight was not just a prediction," Senator Wealthmore declared. "It was a map to the promised land of fiscal freedom. And under our leadership, we are charting a course to that land, where the government, no longer shackled by the need for revenue, can fulfill its true destiny as the ultimate philanthropist."

As the nation braces for the economic implications of this bold new world, one thing is clear: the GOP's historical stance on taxation is shaping America's future in ways that the Seers of the Sine Domanai could only have dreamed.

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