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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, Democrats in the House of Representatives have been accused of engaging in... wait for it... political games! Yes, you heard that right. In a stunning display of, well, politics, the opposing party has been observed using, gasp, strategy and tactics to further their agenda.

According to sources close to the situation, Democrats have been caught red-handed (or should we say, red-fingered?) using their positions of power to manipulate the political landscape. It seems that they have been playing a little game of "Let's Make a Deal" with their Republican counterparts, offering up juicy legislative perks in exchange for, say, a few more votes on their bills.

But don't just take our word for it! An anonymous source within the Democratic party (who wished to remain, you know, anonymous) revealed that "We're not above using a little bit of political jujitsu to get what we want. After all, that's what the Founding Fathers intended when they created this great nation of ours."

Now, we know what you're thinking: "But wait, isn't that just... politics as usual?" And you would be correct! But let's be real, folks, when has that ever stopped anyone in Washington?

Meanwhile, Republicans are crying foul, accusing Democrats of, well, being Democrats. "This is an outrage!" exclaimed one GOP leader. "How dare they use their positions of power to, you know, actually get things done?"

But don't worry, folks, this is all just a big misunderstanding. Or is it? After all, as one wise political sage once said, "Politics is show business for ugly people." And who are we to argue with that?

So there you have it, folks. Democrats playing political games in the House of Representatives. Who'd have thought? Stay tuned for more developments in this shocking scandal, as it continues to rock the very foundations of our great nation.

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