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In a stunning turn of events, the once-thriving political landscape has been overshadowed by a new form of power: mobile gaming. In a world teetering on the brink of dystopia, where the air is thick with uncertainty and the future looks bleaker than a 'Candy Crush' level on expert mode, a curious phenomenon has emerged.

The illustrious Senator SwipeRight, a former political science professor turned gaming guru, has introduced groundbreaking legislation that requires every citizen to complete daily quests and achieve high scores in sanctioned mobile games to receive government aid. The bill, aptly named the "Game On Act," has sparked a frenzy of debate across the nation's capital, where lawmakers are now more likely to duel with virtual swords than engage in civil discourse.

Supporters of the act argue that the gaming skills of pattern recognition, strategic planning, and rapid decision-making are essential for survival in this new era. "We're not just playing games; we're preparing for the apocalypse," Senator SwipeRight exclaimed during a press conference, his fingers dancing across the screen of his smartphone as he defeated a horde of digital zombies.

Detractors, however, claim that this is nothing more than a ploy to distract the populace from the fact that the government has outsourced its responsibilities to an algorithm. "It's a classic case of 'play to survive,' where the real game masters are the tech giants," stated Dr. TapN'Go, a social commentator and part-time 'Angry Birds' enthusiast.

In a twist of irony, the 'Game On Act' has led to an unexpected alliance between tech companies and the government. These corporations, once the harbingers of privacy concerns and social isolation, are now hailed as the saviors of society, offering up their most addictive games as tools for societal rehabilitation.

As the world braces for what's next, one thing is clear: mobile games have become the unlikely currency of power, influence, and survival. And in this new world order, the high score is the new hallmark of success. So, as the sun sets on the once-great institutions of democracy, we can only hope that our leaders have saved up enough lives to outlast the chaos.

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