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WASHINGTON D.C. - SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE HAS COME TO LIGHT, REVEALING THAT A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS IS IMMINENT IN THE UNITED STATES. SOURCES WITHIN CONGRESS HAVE LEAKED THAT MEMBERS OF BOTH PARTIES ARE FURTHERING A SECRET PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE SUPREME COURT.

According to a senior congressional aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, "it's not just a conspiracy theory anymore. We've got the goods on this one." The aide would not disclose the exact nature of the evidence, but revealed that it involves a previously unknown chapter in American history.

"It turns out," the aide stated, "that in the early days of the Republic, a group of founding fathers made a pact to take down the Supreme Court if it ever became too powerful. And now, two centuries later, they're making good on that promise."

The aide claimed that the conspirators are aiming to replace the current Supreme Court with a new body that would be more pliable to the will of Congress. "We're not talking about a small group of rogue legislators here," the aide said. "We're talking about a coordinated effort involving top lawmakers from both sides of the aisle."

When asked if this revelation could lead to a constitutional crisis, the aide replied, "Oh, you bet your sweet bippy it could. This could be the final nail in the coffin of American democracy."

The plot reportedly hinges on a previously undiscovered clause in the Constitution, which some constitutional scholars say grants Congress the authority to overthrow the Supreme Court. "We've found a loophole, and we're gonna use it to our advantage," the aide boasted.

The Supreme Court has yet to comment on the allegations. When reached for a statement, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. said, "I'm too busy reading my Supreme Court decision on my iPad to respond to these baseless accusations."

The situation has left many Americans in disbelief. "I can't believe this is happening," said local citizen Jane Smith. "I thought we were supposed to be a democracy, not a banana republic."

As for the fate of the nation, only time will tell. But one thing is certain: this story is unlikely to end quietly. Stay tuned for further updates on this developing scandal.

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