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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Congress, a group of esteemed historians and rogue economists have unearthed a groundbreaking tax strategy from the 18th century that is now being hailed as the blueprint for modern fiscal policy. The strategy, aptly named "The Colonial Currency Conundrum," was allegedly devised by a shadowy figure known only as "Benjamin Franklin II," a man of such profound intellect and questionable hair choices that his proposals were often dismissed as mere flights of fancy.

However, as the nation grapples with the complexities of taxation and the ever-elusive quest for bipartisan harmony, "Franklin's Conundrum" has emerged from the dusty annals of history to cast a new light on the current political impasse. The strategy, which involves a complex system of currency devaluation, retroactive tax deductions, and a mysterious "Temporal Tax Loophole," has been met with both awe and skepticism by members of Congress.

Senate Majority Leader "Mitch McTavish" has been overheard exclaiming, "This is a game-changer, folks! We've been looking for a solution that's both historically informed and totally unconstitutional, and this, my friends, is it!" While his counterpart, Senate Minority Leader "Nancy Pelosigear," responded with a sly grin, "If we can pull this off, we'll not only balance the budget but also make George Washington turn in his grave—twice!"

The proposal has already sparked a frenzy of activity among lawmakers, with legislative aides working around the clock to decipher the arcane language of "Franklin's Conundrum." Meanwhile, the Treasury Department has dispatched a team of cryptologists and historical linguists to verify the authenticity of the document, which some have speculated might be a forgery concocted by a rival superpower to destabilize the American economy.

In a related development, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has announced the formation of a new division, the "Time-Space Tax Enforcement Division" (TS-TED), tasked with exploring the potential of "Franklin's Conundrum" to revolutionize tax collection. TS-TED agents, clad in colonial garb and armed with high-tech quantum calculators, are said to be preparing for a time-traveling mission to the 18th century to consult with the original Benjamin Franklin II, or so they claim.

As the nation holds its breath, only time will tell if "The Colonial Currency Conundrum" will lead to a new era of prosperity or plunge the nation into a fiscal abyss from which there is no return. One thing is certain: the political landscape will never be the same again.

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