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In a stunning undercover operation, our award-winning team at The Onion has uncovered a clandestine political strategy so outlandish, so audaciously brilliant, that it could very well shift the balance of power in the upcoming U.S. President. The strategy, which sources close to the White House have whispered about in hushed tones, involves a daring plan to elect a sitting member of the House of Representatives as President, despite the fact that the Constitution explicitly prohibits such a thing.

The mastermind behind this political coup is none other than the enigmatic and charismatic "Rep. Dynamic" (R-Dynamicland), a freshman Congressman known for his flamboyant ties and a penchant for political theater. According to our highly placed mole, Rep. Dynamic has been secretly collaborating with a shadowy group of political strategists, the "Spectacular Ideas League" (SIL), to orchestrate an unprecedented public relations campaign that would catapult him into the Oval Office.

Their plan, codenamed "Operation Sleight of Hand," involves a series of highly publicized acts of heroism and legislative victories that would humanize Rep. Dynamic to the American public and undermine the perceived competence of his rivals. The strategy hinges on a controversial interpretation of the 22nd Amendment, which SIL believes can be creatively reinterpreted to allow for Rep. Dynamic's elevation to the presidency.

To fund this audacious endeavor, SIL has reportedly set up a network of shell corporations and offshore accounts, drawing from a mysterious source known only as "The Puppet Master." This shadowy figure is rumored to have deep ties to the world of big politics and even bigger donors, willing to spend millions, if not billions, to see their candidate in the White House.

As the nation gears up for what is shaping up to be one of the most contentious presidential races in history, Rep. Dynamic and his team of political wizards prepare to pull the strings of democracy itself. With a mix of choreographed town hall debates, strategically leaked documents, and a series of high-profile endorsements from celebrities and foreign leaders alike, the stage is set for a spectacle that could redefine the political landscape of the United States.

While the legality and ethical implications of such a strategy are hotly debated among legal experts and ethicists, one thing is certain: the upcoming U.S. President is set to be the most unpredictable and theatrical in history. Will Rep. Dynamic and the Spectacular Ideas League succeed in their plot to reshape the presidency? Stay tuned as The Onion continues to follow this developing story.

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