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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and constitutional scholars rubbing their eyes in disbelief, a group of rogue quantum physicists from the clandestine "Institute for Intergalactic Interpretation of Legal Documents" (IIILD) has presented a paper that allegedly "proves" that the act of impeaching a sitting president, as outlined in Article I, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution, is fundamentally inconsistent with the laws of quantum mechanics.

The paper, titled "Quantum Entanglement and the Impeachment Clause: A Love Story," posits that the impeachment process, as it stands, is not only a violation of the impeached president's right to quantum entanglement but also creates a paradoxical temporal loop that could potentially lead to a full-scale intergalactic war. Lead author, Dr. Quark Solo, claims that the impeachment process "entangles" the impeached president's political fate with the collective consciousness of the Senate, creating a reality distortion field that could have unforeseen consequences on the fabric of the multiverse.

The House of Representatives, faced with this newfound scientific evidence, has called an emergency session to deliberate on the implications of Dr. Solo's findings. Speaker Nancy Pelosi has reportedly been seen pacing the halls of the Capitol, muttering to herself about the "inconsistencies of quantum uncertainty" and its impact on the institution's ability to conduct a fair and impartial trial.

Meanwhile, the White House has released a statement from President Orange-Beret, who, in a rare display of bipartisan unity, has called for a joint committee with leading scientists and legal experts to investigate the claims. The president, known for his love of "big, beautiful constitutions," has tweeted that he is "all in" for a scientific approach to governance, as long as it doesn't interfere with his golf weekends.

In a bizarre twist, a group of Senate Republicans, led by the enigmatic Senator Grumpy Old Man, has proposed a bill to amend the Constitution, replacing the impeachment clause with a section that specifically exempts any sitting president from quantum entanglement, thereby safeguarding the presidency from any future entanglement-related legal proceedings.

As the nation holds its breath, awaiting the outcome of this quantum conundrum, political cartoonists have already begun to sketch the surreal image of the Founding Fathers, clad in lab coats and peering into quantum tunneling microscopes, pondering the question: "What would James Madison do?"

In the end, only time—and perhaps a few more particles—will tell if the impeachment trial can proceed without violating the immutable laws of physics or if we are all destined to be entangled in a political paradox that could span the cosmos.

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