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In a shocking turn of events, a team of rogue political scientists, led by the enigmatic Dr. Pixel-Smith, has unveiled a clandestine operation where members of Congress have been funneling millions of dollars into the development of highly addictive mobile games. The purpose, according to the scientists, was to subtly manipulate the political leanings of the youth by exploiting their psychological vulnerabilities.

The revelation came to light after a series of leaked emails revealed that key lawmakers, including the illustrious Senator Tapper and Representative Swipe, had secretly collaborated with game developers to create titles such as "Capitol Hill Heroes" and Congresssional Cash Caper." These games, disguised as harmless entertainment, employed sophisticated behavioral modification techniques to keep players hooked for hours on end.

The games' plotlines revolved around young protagonists who embark on quests to save their communities from the clutches of "evil lobbyists" and "corporate greed," all while inadvertently learning the intricacies of political campaigning and voting patterns. Dr. Pixel-Smith's team argued that the games were designed to create a subconscious association between positive experiences and the incumbent party's policies, thereby influencing the youth's political inclinations.

In response to the scandal, Congress held an emergency session, not to address the allegations, but to discuss the potential economic impact on the mobile gaming industry. The lawmakers, who were previously unaware of the scheme, were outraged by the breach of trust, yet simultaneously praised the initiative for its innovative approach to "grassroots campaigning."

Meanwhile, the public was divided on the issue. While some viewed the revelation as a dark revelation of political manipulation, others saw it as a genius marketing strategy. #GameOnPolitics became the top trending topic, with memes and jokes flooding social media as users debated the ethics of using mobile games as a tool for political influence.

In a statement, the White House press secretary, known for her cryptic one-liners, simply remarked, "The President believes that all games are a matter of strategy, and he looks forward to seeing the young minds of America play their part in the political arena, both virtually and in reality."

As the story unfolds, it remains to be seen whether the lawmakers will face any repercussions or if this scandal will merely be considered another chapter in the book of creative campaign tactics. One thing is certain: the line between politics and entertainment has been blurred to a degree that not even the most seasoned political satirists could have foreseen.

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