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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and historians alike scratching their heads in disbelief, the impeached President Andrew "Thunder" Bolton has embarked on an unprecedented journey to redefine what it means to be a free American. His quest, which he has dubbed "Operation Liberty Bell," is not only a fight for his own personal freedom but also a mission to unite or divide the Republicans, depending on who you ask.

In a series of clandestine meetings held in the shadowy recesses of the Lincoln Memorial, President Bolton revealed to our undercover correspondent his grand plan to leverage his impeachment to pen a new chapter in American history. "I'm not just fighting for my political life here," Bolton declared, his voice echoing through the marble halls. "I'm fighting for the very soul of our nation. If I can't be the president, then by Jove, I'll be a symbol of freedom that will echo through the ages!"

The President's plan, as it was leaked to us by a source close to his inner circle (who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being "thunderstruck" out of their government-issue smartphone), involves a series of bold moves that include but are not limited to:

1. A nationwide tour, starting in the birthplace of democracy, Athens, Ohio, where the President will deliver a series of rousing speeches about the virtues of checks and balances, as long as they don't apply to him.

2. The establishment of a new political party, the "United Patriots," which aims to bring together both the Democratic Donkeys and the Republican Elephants in a show of bipartisan unity against the "tyranny of impeachment."

3. A reality TV show, "Survivor: The Beltway," where former members of Congress compete to see who can best navigate the treacherous waters of Washington D.C. politics, with President Bolton as the host and executive producer.

4. The release of a line of commemorative merchandise, including "I Stand with Thunder" baseball caps, "Freedom Fries" (a nod to his infamous past), and a collector's edition action figure of himself in his signature red tie.

5. A declaration of independence from the "swamp" of Washington D.C., where he will lead a caravan of followers to set up a new government in the more fertile political soil of, say, Nebraska.

As the nation watches with bated breath, President Bolton's actions have certainly stirred the pot. Some Republicans are rallying behind him, seeing him as a symbol of resistance against the "deep state," while others are distancing themselves, fearing the political fallout. Meanwhile, the Democrats are left scratching their heads, trying to figure out whether to join the unity parade or to stand firm against what they perceive as a publicity stunt.

Only time will tell if President Bolton's gambit will be remembered as a bold move for freedom or a desperate attempt to cling to power. One thing is for certain: the history books will have a field day.

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