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In a shocking turn of events, a 12-year-old strategy games prodigy, known in the gaming world as "TacticalTots," has single-handedly exposed a web of corruption involving a sitting Supreme Court Justice, Justice AlitaMarshall, and a notorious tax evasion scheme.

The young gaming sensation, who has garnered a reputation for outmaneuvering seasoned veterans in complex strategy games, utilized his exceptional pattern recognition skills to trace a series of cryptic digital breadcrumbs leading to the High Court. TacticalTots' journey began with a seemingly innocuous online tax preparation advertisement that featured a cameo from none other than Justice AlitaMarshall.

As the story unfolded, TacticalTots' keen eye for detail and his mastery of logistical games like "Supply Chain Showdown" and "Fiscal Policy Frenzy" allowed him to unravel a trail of financial irregularities. His digital sleuthing revealed that the Supreme Court Justice had been secretly consulting for a shadowy tax evasion firm, "EscapeTheRate Inc."

The firm, which had been ingeniously disguising its illicit activities as a series of science-themed escape rooms, was reportedly advising the wealthy on how to creatively misappropriate their funds. The escape rooms, which featured puzzles like "The Paradise Papers Puzzle" and "The Swiss Bank Account Bypass," were in fact, according to TacticalTots, fronts for a sophisticated tax evasion operation.

Justice AlitaMarshall, whose past decisions on taxation and corporate law had previously been lauded as exemplary, now faces calls for her impeachment. Legal experts are baffled, as they never anticipated a child prodigy in the realm of strategy games to outsmart a seasoned jurist.

In a statement, TacticalTots expressed his intention to pursue a career in investigative journalism, stating, "I guess my parents were right when they said that playing strategy games would 'build my brain muscles.' I just didn't expect it to help me take down a Supreme Court Justice."

The gaming community, already in awe of TacticalTots' prowess, has hailed him as a hero. Meanwhile, the tax evasion firm has issued a statement claiming that they will be rebranding their escape rooms to focus on more 'ethical' themes, such as "The Ethical Dilemma of Tax Avoidance" and "The sciencence of Capital Gains."

As the dust settles on this unprecedented revelation, one thing is clear: the world of politics and finance has met its match in a 12-year-old with a controller in hand and a mind sharper than a tax auditor's pencil.

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