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In a bizarre twist that has left political pundits scratching their heads and teenagers giggling into their VR headsets, the recent surge of a mobile gaming sensation known as "Pocket Constituency" has inadvertently ignited a fiery debate that has now reached the hallowed halls of the Supreme Court.

The game, a charming blend of political strategy and fantasy creatures, allows players to rally virtual citizens, pass legislative 'laws,' and even 'nominate' and 'confirm' Supreme Court justices entirely within the realm of augmented reality. The twist? The game's algorithm tends to favor conservative policy proposals, much to the chagrin of liberal players who find themselves endlessly debating with their in-game counterparts.

The plot thickened when a group of Republican senators, led by the enigmatic and charismatic Senator Pocketchange, petitioned the Supreme Court to declare the game's influence on the public's political opinions as a form of "covert propaganda" that must be regulated. Meanwhile, a coalition of futurist tech enthusiasts, including the eccentric billionaire Futurio Frye, argued that the game represents a new frontier in virtual democratic engagement and should be protected under the First Amendment.

The Supreme Court, split down the middle with a 4-4 tie, has now delegated the decision to a specially appointed "Virtual Reality Arbitration Panel" consisting of a retired game developer, a constitutional law professor, and a professional esports player. The panel is expected to deliver a verdict that will either cement the game's status as a legitimate platform for political discourse or ban it as a subversive tool that undermines the democratic process.

As the nation watches, the only certainty is that the game's popularity has skyrocketed, with players from all political spectrums rallying behind their virtual avatars, and the line between reality and augmented reality becomes increasingly blurred. The once-distant future of virtual governance is now a hotly contested battleground, and "Pocket Constituency" is leading the charge.

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