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In an unprecedented turn of events, the impeached leader's radical tax plan, affectionately dubbed "The Great Equalizer," is teetering on the edge of becoming law, despite—or perhaps because of—a recent, unforeseen national disaster. The bill, which promises to unify the nation by taxing everyone at the exact same rate, regardless of income, has sparked a firestorm of debate in the Senate, where lawmakers are busy drafting their own survival strategies amidst the chaos.

The disaster, which experts are calling "The Great Forget," has left a significant portion of the population unable to remember basic financial concepts, including the definition of taxationn" and legislationn." This has led to a series of comical scenes on Capitol Hill, where senators, suddenly struck with amnesia, found themselves wandering the halls, asking passersby if they "remember how to vote or is that a new tax-related dance craze?"

In the midst of this confusion, the impeached leader, who has been accused of having a "loose grasp on reality," remains confident that "The Great Equalizer" will not only pass but will also solve the nation's problems, including the weather. "We're going to fix everything," the leader declared during a press conference, "and by everything, I mean everything. The tax code, the economy, and if the meteorologists are correct, the weather. I've consulted with top experts—top being the guy who once predicted his own weather for a weather-themed birthday party."

Critics argue that the bill is not only fiscally irresponsible but also a blatant attempt to distract the public from the ongoing impeachment proceedings. However, supporters of the plan claim that it's a bold move towards a more egalitarian society, where the wealthy and the impoverished alike will have an equal amount of money taken from them by the government—because, as one supporter put it, "If everyone's equally taxed, no one can play favorites, right?"

As the bill inches closer to becoming law, the nation braces for impact, with many citizens questioning whether this is the kind of "change" they voted for. Meanwhile, in a bizarre twist, the impeached leader has been spotted at a local bookstore, purchasing a large stack of books on disaster preparedness and financial planning—presumably to prepare for the potential backlash once the true implications of "The Great Equalizer" are realized.

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