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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a group of influential senators has been found to be secretly collaborating on taxation legislation by playing an obscure strategy game known as "Taxopoly." This revelation comes after a series of bizarre and seemingly random amendments were introduced in a recent tax bill, which, upon closer inspection, eerily mirrored the game's mechanics.

The game, which has been likened to a more complex and less enjoyable version of Monopoly, is said to have been introduced to the senators by a mysterious political science professor with a penchant for tweed jackets and an uncanny understanding of Capitol Hill dynamics. The professor, who goes by the pseudonym "Dr. Boardwalk," has reportedly been observed whispering intricate strategies into the ears of several senators during late-night sessions, often accompanied by a chessboard and a steaming cup of herbal tea.

"It's like they're all in some kind of alternate reality," muttered an aide who wished to remain anonymous. "One day they're debating the merits of economic fairness, and the next, they're arguing over the tax benefits of Baltic Avenue. It's bizarre."

The game, it appears, has not only influenced the legislation but has also seemingly bridged the partisan divide. Senators from both sides of the aisle, who were once adversaries in the rancorous arena of political discourse, now find common ground as they strategize over paper bills and plastic hotels.

"It's a beautiful thing, really," said Senator Wealthy H. Taxwell (R-VT), while proudly displaying a paper cut from a miscalculated real estate deal. "In Taxopoly, it doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican. What matters is your ability to navigate the treacherous waters of tax loopholes and capital gains. It's all about the almighty dollar, and I mean that quite literally."

The Senate leadership, upon learning of the game's influence, has not taken kindly to the revelation. Majority Leader Senator Grif D. Spawn (D-CA) was overheard muttering darkly about "extracurricular activities" and "unacceptable breaches of protocol." Meanwhile, Minority Leader Senator Biff L.eader (R-TX) was seen shaking his head in disapproval while simultaneously eyeing the Senate floor as a potential new board for his personal game of Taxopoly.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of taxation legislation hangs in the balance. Will the senators continue to play their strategy game, potentially crafting a tax code that is both efficient and, dare we say, fair? Or will they return to the traditional methods of legislating, which, let's face it, have served us so well thus far? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the next Senate hearing could very well be a battle royale for economic supremacy, with the American people as the unwitting pawns in this high-stakes game of Taxopoly.

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