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In a jaw-dropping revelation that has left the nation both bewildered and bemused, a leaked memo from an undisclosed source within the President's inner circle has unveiled a chilling vision of war strategy that could only be described as ripped straight from a dystopian novel. The document, which has since been authenticated by our trusted fact-checking team (who are, incidentally, not robots, as rumors suggest), outlines a plan that seems to blend 1984 with The Terminator.

According to the memo, the President, known in political circles as "The Commander-in-Chief," has proposed a "Future War Strategy" that hinges on harnessing the power of artificial intelligence, or AI, to wage conflict. The strategy, which has been codenamed "Project: Cyberdyne Systems," aims to create autonomous drones equipped with state-of-the-art machine learning algorithms capable of making battlefield decisions. These drones, the memo claims, will be programmed with ethical guidelines that rival those of Aristotle, ensuring that their judgment will be beyond reproach.

The document, scribed in the President's own handwriting (or what appears to be a spot-on forgery), goes on to describe a series of "peace-promoting" measures that include the establishment of a surveillance network so comprehensive that even George Orwell might raise an eyebrow. The network, known as "Eagle Eye," will monitor public and private spaces alike, claiming that the right to privacy is but a quaint relic of a bygone era.

Naturally, the proposal has Democrats up in arms, fearing that the President's vision of a future battlefield is more akin to a dystopian nightmare than a strategic plan. "It's a clear overreach of executive power," fumed Senator Libertas (D-NY), who, incidentally, is rumored to have commissioned a secret AI to write her speeches. "We can't allow our President to turn America into a high-tech military state!"

On the other side of the aisle, a group of tech innovators, known colloquially as "The Silicon Six," have expressed their unbridled enthusiasm for the President's proposal, promising to provide their unwavering support in the development of these AI-driven war machines. "We believe that if we can harness the power of AI, we can make war obsolete," said Dr. Bytes, the group's spokesperson, who may or may not be a hologram.

As the nation grapples with this revelation, one thing is clear: the future of warfare, as envisioned by our current Commander-in-Chief, is a complex web of ethical considerations, technological advancements, and political maneuvering. It remains to be seen whether this dystopian strategy will see the light of day or if it will merely remain a controversial chapter in the annals of American political satire.

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