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In a stunning turn of virtual events, the avatar of President Videogame VI was recently impeached by an animated Congress over allegations of "excessive frame rates" and "lagging governance." The impeachment, which took place in the metaverse's flagship democratic simulation, CongresssVR," set a new precedent in the annals of digital history.

The scandal erupted when the NPC (Non-Player Character) populace, led by the fiery-haired Senator Pixel, brought forth charges that President Videogame's policies were causing widespread disconnection issues among the server's inhabitants. "His administration was like a game on the lowest possible settings," Senator Pixel fumed, her pixels aflame with indignation. "The lag was so bad, it took minutes for legislation to pass. By the time the bills reached the floor, they were outdated!"

The trial, broadcasted live to millions of viewers across various platforms, was a spectacle of glitches and technical hitches. At one point, the prosecution's avatar froze mid-argument, causing a ripple of laughter through the virtual audience. Defense attorney Alexi Code, with impeccable timing, argued that the President's actions were "a feature, not a bug," designed to ensure a more immersive experience for the voters.

The impeachment verdict was reached after a series of intense debates and a series of "roll call" voting minigames that tested the lawmakers' reflexes and response times. The final vote was a nail-biter, with the "aye" and "nay" votes flashing across the screen in a dizzying array of colors.

In the wake of the historic event, political commentators have been divided. Some argue that this is a step towards a more inclusive and accessible form of governance, where anyone with an internet connection can participate in the democratic process. Others fear this could be the beginning of a dystopian future where real-world decisions are made by algorithms and virtual representatives, leaving the actual human population out of the loop.

As the dust settles on the first impeachment of a digital leader, one thing is clear: the future of politics may very well be played out in the virtual realm. But as this dramatic event has shown us, even in a world of pixels and code, the complexities of human governance cannot be fully replicated. Or can it? Only time, and perhaps a software update, will tell.

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