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In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, the Democratic Party has unveiled its most ambitious campaign to date, promising to usher in an era of unprecedented technological advancement and progress. The campaign, which has been dubbed "The Future is Now," is spearheaded by a coalition of self-proclaimed futurists who claim to have the secret sauce to solve all of humanity's problems—from climate change to the dreaded Monday morning blues.

At the helm of this tech-savvy crusade is none other than Senator CyberSage, a Silicon Valley transplant with a penchant for virtual reality and a bizarre habit of addressing the public in cryptic emojis. Flanked by a cadre of robo-endorsements and AI-generated testimonials, CyberSage declared, "We are not just running for Congress; we are launching a mission to transform the very fabric of society. Our platform includes universal basic income, guaranteed by a blockchain-based system that's as immutable as my commitment to innovation."

The campaign's cornerstone proposal is the establishment of a "Ministry of Tomorrow," a government agency tasked with overseeing the integration of cutting-edge technologies into every aspect of daily life. This includes everything from smart toilets that tweet your bowl movements (for "health awareness") to drone-delivered avocado toast, ensuring that no millennial's brunch is ever again interrupted by the existential dread of avocado scarcity.

In a bid to appeal to the younger electorate, the Democrats have also pledged to introduce a mandatory course on intergalactic diplomacy in all public schools, preparing students for the inevitable first contact with extraterrestrial life. "We must be ready to welcome our new alien overlords with open arms and a solid understanding of the Kardashev scale," CyberSage opined, much to the confusion of political pundits who are still trying to wrap their heads around the concept of a "Kardashian Scale" in geopolitics.

The campaign has not been without its detractors, however. Critics have slammed the initiative as a "tech-fueled fantasy" that ignores the pressing issues of the day, such as healthcare, education, and the opioid epidemic. One particularly scathing op-ed referred to the campaign as "a delusional escapade into a digital utopia that bears as much resemblance to reality as a selfie with a deepfake filter."

Despite the skepticism, the "Future is Now" campaign has galvanized a new wave of voters who are eager to cast their ballots for a party that promises to leapfrog humanity into a shiny new age of prosperity and technological wonder. As the election draws near, the rest of the political world can only watch in awe and slight dread as the Democrats chart a course into the great unknown, ready to either be hailed as visionaries or remembered as the folks who promised to end Mondays with a space laser.

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