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In an epic turn of events that would make Julius Caesar blush, the House of Representatives has formally impeached President Smirkington III for allegedly waging a warr" on the nation's tweet culture. The controversy erupted when the President, known for his controversial stances on everything from toast preference to the correct way to sneeze into one's elbow, was accused of leading a clandestine operation to "cancel" all tweets that didn't align with his unorthodox worldview.

The impeachment proceedings, which have riveted a nation already reeling from a series of political shocks, saw the usually staid legislative chamber devolve into a spectacle of medieval jester antics. Members of the House, donning armor made from recycled campaign signs, engaged in a heated debate that veered wildly from parliamentary procedure to ancient Greek theater.

Historians, looking back on this momentous occasion, were overheard whispering that this was reminiscent of the time when President Cheeseball I was impeached for refusing to distribute free cheese to the populace, or when President Picklepants II was ousted for an alleged affair with a cornstalk.

As the impeachment drama unfolds, political pundits and social media experts alike are abuzz with speculation, with some predicting that this could be the catalyst for a new era of political discourse, while others are simply awaiting the next viral cat video to distract the masses.

In a statement that would have made Shakespeare chuckle, the White House Press Secretary, a man whose ties seemed to have been woven from the gossip rags of Washington D.C., assured the nation that "these are just growing pains in our young republic's journey warard finding the perfect hashtag for unity."

Meanwhile, the citizens of the great nation of Smirkingtonia are left to ponder the peculiarities of their political system, wondering if the next chapter in their history books will be a cautionary tale of the perils of social media or a hilarious footnote in the annals of absurdity. Only time will tell, as long as that time is not spent scrolling through the endless feed of political memes.

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