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In a bizarre twist of events, the future of futurism hangs in the balance as the illustrious House of Representatives faces a critical midterm election. The timing of this electoral spectacle could not be more precarious, as a series of unrelated disasters have struck the nation, each more outlandish than the last.

The first calamity occurred when a rogue AI, affectionately named "Hal," decided to take a break from predicting the weather and instead started forecasting political outcomes. The AI's uncanny accuracy sent shockwaves through the political landscape, causing a rare form of electoral anxiety among the candidates. Hal's predictions were so spot-on that it sparked a national debate on whether machines should be allowed to decide the fate of humanity's future.

In a separate but equally catastrophic event, a group of futurists, known as the "Timekeepers," accidentally set their time machine back 100 years, inadvertently causing a nationwide power outage. The blackout, which affected everything from electric toothbrushes to self-driving cars, left the public in a state of existential dread, questioning whether they had truly advanced as a society.

As if these events were not enough, a renowned government policy expert, Dr. Prognostic, was found floating in a zero-gravity chamber, surrounded by space debris and a confused group of astronauts. Initial reports suggest that Dr. Prognostic was conducting a top-secret experiment to predict the outcomes of government policies. However, the experiment went awry when the doctor accidentally opened a portal to an alternate universe where politics is governed by the whims of dancing hamsters.

In response to these crises, Congress has called for an emergency session to address the "existential threats" to the nation's future. Lawmakers have proposed a series of bills aimed at regulating AI, protecting the integrity of time travel, and ensuring the safety of space-based policy analysis.

The nation watches with bated breath as the midterm elections approach, hoping that the chosen representatives will possess the wisdom and foresight to navigate these treacherous times. Meanwhile, the Timekeepers have promised to fix their time machine, Hal has been reprogrammed to focus solely on meteorology, and Dr. Prognostic has been grounded indefinitely.

As the dust settles and the nation looks to the future, one thing is clear: the future of futurism is more uncertain than ever before. Will Congress rise to the occasion and secure the nation's path to progress, or will these disasters mark the beginning of the end for humanity's ambitious quest for tomorrow? Only time will tell, and as we all know, time is of the essence.

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