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In an explosive turn of events, sources close to the enigmatic 'Freedom-First' political satirist have leaked an audacious plan to revolutionize the nation's economic agenda. The mastermind behind this bold move, known only as 'Satire-Man,' has been covertly orchestrating a series of hilarious and outlandish public stunts designed to subtly shift the narrative on economic policy.

The plot, which has been described by insiders as both 'brave' and 'ridiculously impractical,' involves a series of mock legislative proposals that would see the nation's currency replaced with 'Freedom Dollars.' Each Freedom Dollar would allegedly be backed by the collective laughter of the American people, a concept that economists are calling 'unprecedented and totally not based on a flimsy understanding of economics.'

President Patiot, a staunch advocate for freedomm-centric' policies, has been reportedly 'thrilled' at the prospect of the Freedom Dollar, despite the fact that his economic team is still trying to figure out what a 'Freedom Dollar' actually is. "This is a game-changer," declared Patiot in a press conference that was more performance art than official statement. "We're going to show those big-spending Democrats that you can have a strong economy that also values the freedom to laugh in the face of fiscal responsibility."

The Democratic Party, who were initially confused by the sudden surge of satirical legislation, has responded with a mix of bewilderment and a cautious respect for the political satire's ability to garner attention. "We always knew that freedom was the cornerstone of our economic policy," said Democratic Leader Liberty Bell, "but we didn't realize it could be so... literal."

As the nation gears up for what is sure to be a rollercoaster of political and economic upheaval, 'Satire-Man' remains a shadowy figure, his true identity and motives as elusive as the Freedom Dollar itself. Economists, politicians, and citizens alike are left wondering if this is the most sophisticated political strategy ever conceived or just an elaborate prank.

In the meantime, the stock market has reportedly seen a surge in companies specializing in humor technology and laughter-based currency exchanges, a clear indicator that the American public is at least entertained by the spectacle. As the nation braces for the next move in this satirical chess game, one thing is clear: the economic agenda will never be the same.

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