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In a startling turn of events that has left the nation simultaneously stunned and unsurprised, President Chaos Trumpet has been hit with an impeachment inquiry following a shocking revelation that his disaster relief efforts were riddled with corruption. Sources close to the investigation have exclusively revealed to our intrepid reporters that the President's "Operation Compassion" was nothing more than a cover for a lavish spending spree that lined the pockets of his least deserving allies.

The scandal broke when a whistleblower, who bravely chose to remain anonymous to avoid being "disappeared" in a manner reminiscent of a plot from a B-grade spy thriller, leaked documents that outlined a convoluted web of financial transactions that can only be described as "artful" in their dodging of proper oversight. The funds, intended for those affected by a series of natural disasters, were instead used to purchase luxury yachts, rare vintage wines, and a fleet of golden limousines for the elite.

The Democrat-led Congress was quick to condemn the President's actions, with the Speaker of the House, Madam Firewall Pelosi, delivering a fiery address to the nation, claiming that this was the "gravest breach of public trust since the invention of the three-martini lunch." Meanwhile, the President's legal team, led by the indefatigable Attorney General, Mr. Barr the Magnificent, has dismissed the allegations as nothing more than a politically motivated witch hunt.

In a surprising move, the President himself took to Twitter to proclaim his innocence, writing, "NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, NO CORRUPTION!" However, the tweet was followed by a series of cryptic messages that suggested a level of guilt that would make Richard Nixon blush.

As the nation holds its collective breath, awaiting the outcome of this impeachment inquiry, many are left to ponder the true state of American democracy. Will the President emerge unscathed, or will this scandal prove to be the tipping point that shifts the balance of power in the nation's capital? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the next chapter of this unfolding drama is sure to be more explosive than a firework display on the Fourth of July.

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