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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and constitutional scholars scratching their heads in disbelief, the 2024 presidential campaign has taken an unexpected detour into the realm of mobile gaming. The frontrunner, the charismatic and tech-savvy Senator Thumbs-a-Lot, has unveiled a groundbreaking initiative called "Swipe Right for the Constitution," a mobile game that gamifies the understanding and application of the U.S. Constitution.

The game, which has been downloaded millions of times since its launch, allows players to navigate a virtual Washington D.C. as they make decisions influenced by the founding document. Players can pass laws, veto executive orders, and even engage in political debates with AI-driven avatars of historical figures like Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson. But here's the kicker: the game's plot twists and turns are dictated by real-time political events, meaning that players must stay informed to succeed.

Senator Thumbs-a-Lot's campaign team insists that this is not just a gimmick to attract millennials and Gen Z voters. They claim that the game is a sophisticated political strategy that encourages active engagement with the Constitution, fosters a deeper understanding of the democratic process, and even prepares players for real-life civic responsibilities.

Critics, however, are skeptical. They argue that reducing the complexities of political decision-making to a mobile game trivializes the gravity of constitutional governance. Others fear that the game could inadvertently reinforce political polarization, as players are rewarded for making decisions that align with the campaign's ideological stance.

But the most outrageous aspect of this campaign is the Constitutionnal Oath" feature, where players must recite the entire Preamble to the Constitution without a single mistake to unlock the final level. If successful, they are entered into a raffle to have their ideas for constitutional amendments considered by the candidate's policy team.

As the election approaches, Senator Thumbs-a-Lot's game is not just reshaping the way campaigns are run; it's redefining what it means to be a politically engaged citizen. Will this futuristic approach to democracy be a game-changer, or will it be a digital distraction that undermines the seriousness of constitutional governance? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the 2024 election will be the first where voters can say they've earned their right to vote by leveling up in a mobile game.

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