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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the annals of history, a trove of classified documents has emerged, revealing that the course of world history has been shaped by a clandestine international coalition of strategy game enthusiasts. The group, known as the "Senate of the Squares," has been orchestrating global events since the American Revolution, using an elaborate system of board games and role-playing scenarios to simulate and influence real-world campaigns and conflicts.

The "Senate of the Squares" comprises a select few, including renowned historical figures and anonymous modern-day tacticians, who have been playing what they call "The Long Game" since 1776. The documents, codenamed "Operation Historical Chessboard," detail the coalition's machinations to sway the outcomes of pivotal historical moments, from the French Revolution to the Cold War.

According to the leaked papers, the coalition's influence became particularly potent during the 20th century. In one remarkable instance, it is claimed that the group's strategists were instrumental in the unexpected outcome of the Yalta Conference, where they masterfully maneuvered the figures of Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin into positions that would lead to a wart-war world more favorable to democracy. Or so they believed.

The documents also suggest that the coalition's members have been responsible for the rise and fall of various political leaders, manipulating the stock market and the media to sway public opinion and ensure that candidates favorable to their vision of history were elected. The extent of their power is such that they are said to have controlled the hands of Presidents and Kings, dictating the flow of history with a roll of the dice and a well-placed pawn.

As the world grapples with the revelation, the "Senate of the Squares" remains a shadowy entity, its members' identities protected by the veil of history and the guise of anonymity. The coalition's existence, while now public knowledge, is dismissed by skeptics as a collection of conspiracy theories and historical fiction. However, for those who have witnessed their games unfold, the truth is as clear as the carved wooden pieces on an old maple board—the course of history has not been left to chance, but has been expertly guided by the hands of the most devout strategy game aficionados.

In light of this, a new exhibit titled "Board Games & Global Domination" is set to open at the Museum of Modern History, showcasing the intricate board games and meticulous strategy documents that have shaped the world. Visitors will have the opportunity to witness the grand strategies of the "Senate of the Squares" and see firsthand how a game of Risk can lead to real-world change.

As the public marvels at the revelations, the "Senate of the Squares" remains undeterred, already planning their next move in the game of freedom and power. Their message is clear: the game is never over, and history is always up for grabs.

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