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In a shocking expose that has sent shockwaves through the gaming community and the political arena alike, documents leaked from the high-profile mobile gaming company "Bazooka Brigade" have unveiled a covert operation that has been influencing the strategies of Democratic War Horses since the inception of the latest digital conflict.

The documents, now infamously known as the "Gamer's Manifesto," detail how Bazooka Brigade, under the leadership of its enigmatic CEO, "Captain Upgrade," has been collaborating with a clandestine cadre of Democratic War Strategists, led by the enigmatic "General Swipe." The collaboration has reportedly been aimed at subtly manipulating the in-game mechanics to mirror real-world war tactics, with the ultimate goal of swaying public opinion and even electoral outcomes.

The "Manifesto" outlines a series of game updates that were not merely for enhancing user experience, but were instead cunningly designed to embed subtle political messages. For instance, the recent introduction of a tank-themed level, "Tanks for the Memory," was not just a popular gambit to draw in players, but a cryptic nod to the intricacies of modern-day military logistics and supply chain management.

Moreover, the documents suggest that Bazooka Brigade has been using in-game data to analyze player behavior, which in turn has been used to refine campaign strategies for Democratic War Horses, ensuring that their messaging hits the mark with precision, much like a well-aimed virtual grenade.

The revelations have sparked a nationwide outrage, with hashtags like #GameOver and #VirtualVoters underbelly popping up on social media platforms, as citizens voice their concerns over the manipulation of both their gaming experience and their democratic rights.

In a swift move to quell the growing controversy, the Chairman of the Federal Election Commission, "Senator Pocket Change," called an emergency press conference, where he assured the public that an investigation was underway and that any form of illicit manipulation would be met with stern legal action.

Meanwhile, Bazooka Brigade has released a statement claiming that the allegations are nothing more than a "mischievous mix-up," and that their sole intention has always been to provide top-notch entertainment. "Captain Upgrade" assured the public that they are "dedicated to upholding the highest standards of ethical gameplay and political neutrality."

As the dust settles, one thing is clear: the intersection of mobile gaming and political strategy is a battleground that few saw coming. And as players and voters alike find their feet in this new territory, the question on everyone's mind is: What's the next level in this high-stakes game of political chess?

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