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In a world where reality often feels like a well-scripted video game, the recent impeachment of the illustrious leader known as President Peacock has taken a turn that would make even the most hardcore gamers scratch their heads in bewilderment. It has come to light that the embattled leader, who has faced a barrage of political grenades from both the left-wing TikTok rebels and the right-wing Twitch warriors, may have been scripting his own downfall all along.

The sensational revelation emerged after a group of maverick historians, who call themselves the Chrono Raiders, stumbled upon a series of hidden files in the Presidential Digital Archive. These documents, written in an archaic code that seemed suspiciously like emoji cheat sheets, suggested that President Peacock had been playing a long-game of historical manipulation, akin to the plot-twisting narratives of hit games like "Assassin's Creed: The Dystopian Saga."

According to the Chrono Raiders, President Peacock's alleged plan involved a series of calculated blunders and public relations disasters that would ultimately lead to his impeachment. This, they claim, would then trigger a cascade of events leading to a new era of political gaming, where the lines between history, reality, and play-acting would blur to the point of invisibility.

The most outlandish part of this plot? The alleged plan included a simulated war, complete with holographic battlefields and AI-controlled media drones designed to whip the public into a frenzy of patriotic fervor. The goal, as the Chrono Raiders have deciphered, was to create a historical narrative so convoluted and filled with plot holes that future generations would have no choice but to turn to gamified learning modules to understand the chaotic timeline.

While President Peacock's office has issued a strongly-worded denial, stating that the files were nothing more than an elaborate prank by a disgruntled intern, the public remains skeptical. Memes and conspiracy theories are spreading faster than a cheat code through a LAN party, with many citizens calling for an inquiry into the true nature of their leaders' game-like approach to governance.

As the Chrono Raiders continue to analyze the data, one thing is clear: in this age of virtual reality and immersive technology, the boundary between reality and a dystopian game of thrones has never been more blurred. And if President Peacock's impeachment was indeed a scripted event, then the stage is set for a political drama that will rewrite the history books—or at least, the video game versions of them.

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