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In a stunning revelation that has sent political strategists into a tailspin, a recent study conducted by the esteemed Institute of Future Studies has found that the hours spent by Republicans obsessively playing strategy games like "Civilization VI" and "Stellaris" may not have been purely for leisure. The study, which was as comprehensive as a max-level campaign on 'Hoard of Antiquities' difficulty, concluded that the complex decision-making and resource management required in these games have inadvertently equipped GOP lawmakers with an unparalleled edge in political maneuvering and legislative strategy.

Senator Herman Golem, a staunch conservative and avowed space aficionado, was spotted in the hallowed halls of the Capitol, whispering sweet nothings to his colleagues about "Expansion packs" and "Terraforming agendas." His recent bill, the "Interstellar Opportunity Act," which proposes the establishment of a 'Space Force' to secure mineral rights on the moon, has been likened to a well-executed 'domination victory' in the gaming world.

The study's lead author, Dr. Simulacra Imitation, explained, "We observed patterns in their decision-making processes that are strikingly similar to those observed in gamers who aim for the most efficient path to victory. It's almost as if they've been playing a grand strategy game their entire political career."

In response, the Democratic party has officially announced the formation of a 'Counter Strategy Gaming Task Force,' led by the enigmatic and tech-savvy Representative Cyberneticus. The task force's mission? To harness the power of virtual reality to train lawmakers in the art of 'soft diplomacy' and 'stealthy espionage,' a stark contrast to the 'conquer by any means necessary' approach favored by their rivals.

As the political landscape becomes increasingly influenced by the digital realm, pundits are left to wonder: Will the future of politics be dictated by those who can optimize their strategies through virtual simulations, or will the art of human connection and negotiation prevail? Only time, and perhaps a well-timed 'nuclear first strike' or two, will tell.

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