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In a stunning exposé that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, our undercover reporters have uncovered a clandestine training program that is shaping the future of the nation's governance. Deep within the bowels of a nondescript building in Washington D.C., a group of elite political operatives has been honing their skills in the art of strategy games, with a particular focus on the intricate rules of "Monopoly: The United States Edition."

The program, known as "Operation Constitution's Conundrum," was revealed after a stray dice roll escaped the confines of the training facility and led our investigative team on a trail of breadcrumbs that ended at the doorstep of the secretive operation. The training regimen, led by a former game store manager with a penchant for political history, has been teaching these operatives how to navigate the complexities of the Senate and the Oval Office through the lens of board games.

"Our President, known as 'The Dealmaker,' has been a staunch advocate for the program," a whistleblower, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retribution, told our correspondent. "He believes that by understanding the rules of the game, one can better manipulate the rules of the nation. It's all about positioning your pieces, making strategic alliances, and bankrupting your opponents."

The whistleblower also revealed that the operatives have been taught to view the Constitution as a mere set of rules akin to those in "Risk" or "Diplomacy." They are trained to interpret the document with the same flexibility that one might use to navigate the treacherous terrain of "Pokemon Go," where the objective is to capture the most territory, or in this case, the most power.

One of the most controversial aspects of the program is the Senatee Sit-In Simulation," where participants are locked in a room with a working model of the Senate Chamber, complete with miniature lawmakers. The goal? To pass a bill through the legislative process using nothing but charm, bribery, and underhanded tactics, all within the confines of the game's rules.

Critics of the program argue that this approach to governance trivialize the solemn responsibilities entrusted to our elected officials. "It's one thing to enjoy a game of strategy," said Dr. Constance Washington, a political historian at American University. "But it's quite another to apply those strategies to the real-world governance of our nation without considering the moral and ethical implications."

However, proponents of the training argue that the ability to think critically and adapt to changing circumstances is essential in today's fast-paced political climate. "The world is a game of Risk," countered Senator Richard "The Game Theorist" Richards. "If we can't adapt our strategies to the board we're playing on, we'll be left behind by those who can."

As the nation grapples with the revelations of "Operation Constitution's Conundrum," one thing is clear: the future of politics may very well be played on a game board, and the stakes are higher than ever.

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