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In a stunning revelation that has sent political pundits into a tailspin, sources close to the Democratic Party have leaked a top-secret strategy document that reveals the party's new approach to governance: a methodology deeply rooted in the principles of classic strategy games such as "Risk" and "Civilization."

The document, labeled "Operation Boardroom," outlines a detailed plan to navigate future disasters by adopting the same tactics used by Napoleon and Gandhi in their respective board game conquests. "We're essentially applying the lessons learned from countless hours of rolling dice and micromanaging empires to real-world political crises," explained an anonymous party strategist, who wished to remain incognito for fear of being 'knighted' by the opposition.

The first phase of the plan, titled "The March of Time," encourages lawmakers to "think globally and act locally" by building wonders of the world in their districts, hoping that the grandiosity of these projects will distract from the looming threat of natural disasters. "If we can get enough monuments built, we might as well be playing 'Civilization'—we'll be too busy accumulating cultural points to notice the rising sea levels," the strategist added with a straight face.

The second phase, known as "Diplomatic Dance of the Dance Dance Revolution," is a diplomatic strategy that involves complex negotiations with world leaders by incorporating elements of the popular dance game. "We're training our diplomats in the art of the DDR, to keep pace with international events and maintain their balance during the most turbulent of times," the source revealed, before breaking into an impromptu 'Electric Slide' to demonstrate.

In a bold move, the party has also set up a "War Room," equipped with the latest in geopolitical simulation software, where they plan to enact scenarios based on historical events, such as the Battle of Waterloo and the fall of Rome. "We're going to learn from their mistakes and apply those lessons to avoid similar fates. For instance, we've decided to avoid invading Russia in the winter, and we're working on a legislation schedule that doesn't coincide with an eclipse," the strategist quipped, winking for effect.

Critics of the new strategy are skeptical, with some calling it a "dangerous gamble" that trivializes the complex nature of political decision-making. However, the strategist remains unphased, confident that with enough dice rolls and strategic card plays, they can steer the nation clear of impending disasters.

As the political landscape gears up for what some are calling the "Game of Throws," Americans everywhere are left to wonder if their elected officials will roll the dice and play their hand with the finesse of a seasoned 'Monopoly' champion or if they'll end up as another pawn in the history of strategy games.

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