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In a stunning turn of events, the Impeached Senate has found itself in the eye of a fiscal hurricane, as revelations of a widespread tax evasion scandal began to unravel the fabric of America's political tapestry. Sources within the Senate's "Highly Ethical and Morally Upright" caucus have leaked documents suggesting that a significant number of the body's most influential members have been systematically dodging taxes for years.

The scandal, which has been dubbed "Operation Filing Cabinet," was reportedly uncovered by a lone whistleblower, a disenchanted tax preparer who, after a decade of meticulous service to the political elite, decided to take a stand. The preparer, known only as "Patriot Penny," claimed to have stumbled upon the scheme while organizing a century-old collection of tax returns in the Senate's secret archives.

According to Penny, the plot involved a complex network of offshore accounts, phantom charities, and a mysterious crypto-currency known as "LobbyCoin," which members used to launder campaign contributions and hide their true income sources. The scandal has since implicated a "Who's Who" of the Impeached Senate, including the Senate Majority Virtuoso, whose personal wealth was found to be $200 million short of what was previously reported.

As public outrage grew, the Impeached Senate's response was as divisive as it was predictable. The Honorable Minority Leader, a known maverick with a penchant for theatrics, called for an immediate impeachment trial, citing the "unprecedented breach of trust and fiscal integrity." Meanwhile, the Senate Majority Virtuoso denounced the allegations as a baseless "witch hunt," and declared his intention to launch a counter-offensive, promising to "drain the swamp" of tax collectors and "liberate" the wealth of the American people from the "greedy clutches" of the federal government.

In a move that can only be described as satirical, the Senate's Joint Committee on Ethical Behavior announced a bipartisan investigation into the matter, led by none other than the Senate's Most Honored Representatives, two individuals who have previously been reprimanded for their own questionable financial practices.

As the nation braces for what could be the mother of all political battles, experts predict that the tax evasion scandal could very well trigger a full-blown political war, with both sides rallying their bases and deploying a barrage of rhetoric more explosive than any fiscal policy.

In the midst of this chaos, American citizens are left to ponder the irony of their elected representatives being entangled in a scandal that, at its core, revolves around the very taxation system they are sworn to uphold. The question on everyone's mind is not who will emerge victorious from this fiscal fiasco, but whether the American public will ever see their hard-earned money being used for anything other than political theater.

For now, the Impeached Senate remains in session, with its members eyeing each other suspiciously as the taxman cometh. It's a scene straight out of a political satire, only this time, it's all too real.

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