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In a stark reminder of the dystopian future we've seemingly hurtled into, the House of Representatives initiated an unprecedented triple impeachment vote, causing a national uproar and raising questions about the very fabric of our political system. The motion, which targeted sitting Presidents from both major parties and a popular media mogul, was passed with a resounding majority, proving that in this brave new world, everyone is equally corrupt and therefore, equally guilty.

The impeachment of President Duality, a Republican known for his polarizing rhetoric and "America First" policies, alongside President Contradiction, a Democrat whose tenure was marked by a series of scandalous tweets and an apparent inability to remember the names of key aides, set a new precedent for political discourse. The third impeachment, that of media baron Magnate, was a controversial move that many saw as a thinly veiled attempt to silence the free press, a right, or so we thought, enshrined in the Constitution.

The nation is now divided not by left or right, but by a new paradigm: those who support the triple impeachment as a necessary reset for a broken system, and those who view it as a dystopian power grab that signals the end of representative democracy as we know it. Supporters argue that the vote reflects a new era of accountability, where politicians and media figures alike are held to the same standards of integrity. Detractors, on the other hand, decry the move as a dismantling of the very institutions that have maintained the delicate balance of power for centuries.

As the country grapples with the implications of this unprecedented act, citizens are left wondering if this is truly the end of politics as we know it, or if this is just another twist in the ever-unfolding, often incomprehensible narrative of American political theater. One thing is for certain: the future of politics, journalism, and perhaps even the concept of truth itself, hangs precariously in the balance.

In related news, a new political party, the "Equal Guilt Party," has emerged, promising to represent the interests of all equally corrupt individuals, ensuring that no one is left out of the grand impeachment spectacle. Their motto? "Everyone's a target, and everyone's a victim in the great political charade."

Meanwhile, the media is buzzing with speculation about the next move in this high-stakes game of political chess, with pundits predicting everything from a national convention to decide the next impeached leader, to a complete overhaul of the electoral process. The only certainty is that the show must go on, and the audience—that's you, dear reader—can only sit back and watch as the drama unfolds in real time.

In the end, as the dust settles on this historic vote, one can't help but feel a strange mix of emotions: fear for the future, excitement for the unknown, and an unshakeable curiosity about what could possibly happen next in this increasingly surreal political landscape. Stay tuned, America; this is one reality TV show you can't change the channel on.

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