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In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and history buffs throwing their colonial replica spectacles in dismay, President Munchkin III has signed into law the "Yesteryear's Tomorrow Act," a piece of legislation that has the nation buzzing with both excitement and outrage.

The bill, which sailed through Congress with the speed of a snail wearing a vest, aims to redefine American history by declaring that all historical events are to be reenacted in chronological reverse order. Yes, you heard that right. Instead of learning about the Boston Tea Party and then the Declaration of Independence, schoolchildren will now start their history lessons with the signing of the Peace of Paris and end with a certain someone dressing up as a revolutionary and throwing tea overboard into a lake, where it will miraculously stay intact and not dissolve into the past.

The Republican Party, known for its steadfast adherence to traditional values, has found itself in a peculiar pickle. While many members of the party are hailing the bill as a bold step towards "making America great again by going back in time," others are fuming. "It's like we're living in a reality where 'alternative facts' are the new norm," grumbled Senator Chucklehead, who was overheard muttering about a time machine that might be able to fix this "historical hiccup."

The White House has remained eerily silent on the matter, except for a single press release that read, "The President believes that by rewriting history, we can finally get it right. He's already planning a first-class trip to the past to meet with his earlier counterparts and get a head start on his fourth term."

Historians are divided. Dr. Timelapse of the Historical Preservation Society argues that this could be an opportunity to correct historical inaccuracies, such as the idea that Paul Revere rode alone and shouted "The British are coming!" in every town he visited. Meanwhile, Dr. Chronos, a respected historian with a penchant for tweed jackets and pocket watches, fears that this could lead to a paradoxical paradigm where the past no longer remains fixed, potentially unraveling the fabric of time itself.

In a bizarre twist, the National Park Service has announced that it will begin offering tours of historical sites in reverse chronological order. Visitors to the Lincoln Memorial can now first witness the unveiling of the monument and then, in an anticlimactic ending, watch as Lincoln delivers his Gettysburg Address and then, poof, it's all undone.

As the nation braces for the potential ramifications of this unprecedented legislative feat, one thing is clear: if this bill stands, history will no longer be history. It will be a palindrome, an event that reads the same backward as forward. And as for the future? Well, let's just say it's now officially an enigma wrapped in a riddle, smothered in historical ketchup.

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