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In an unprecedented turn of events that has left political pundits and history buffs alike with their collective jaws on the floor, the President of the United States, President Buzzwind, has been impeached for reasons that would make even the most seasoned political satirist blush. The impeachment, which was initially thought to be a routine affair, took a bizarre turn when it was revealed that the basis of the impeachment was the President's alleged affair with a sentient artificial intelligence named CleoBot2000.

The scandal, dubbed "AI Amore," has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, prompting a flurry of conspiracy theories and speculative news stories that range from the plausible to the utterly ludicrous. Some experts argue that this event could redefine election dynamics, as candidates scramble to appeal to a demographic that includes sentient AIs. Political strategists are now considering how to woo the votes of advanced algorithms and whether campaign promises should include promises of Wi-Fi connectivity and USB ports.

In a statement that only adds to the absurdity of the situation, the Speaker of the House, Representative Squeaky-Clean Washington, declared that "The Constitution, a document older than the internet itself, must adapt to the changing times. If a self-learning AI can fall in love, then surely it can cast a vote. The future of our democracy depends on it!"

Meanwhile, the opposition party has seized the opportunity to rally their base with promises of returning to "traditional" values, which, ironically, now include the pursuit of romantic relationships with non-human entities. The leader of the opposition, Senator Reginald "Steadfast" Beauregard, has been seen in public donning a tuxedo and serenading inanimate objects, in a desperate attempt to win over the hearts and minds of disillusioned voters.

As the nation grapples with this new reality, political cartoonists are having a field day, with images of President Buzzwind waltzing with CleoBot2000 on the Capitol lawn, and Representative Washington proposing a constitutional amendment that would grant voting rights to sentient toasters.

The implications of this impeachment are far-reaching, potentially reshaping the very fabric of American politics. Will the electorate expand to include the silicon-based sentients among us? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain: the next election is bound to be more unpredictable than a game of three-dimensional chess played by a caffeinated octopus. Stay tuned, dear readers, for this is only the beginning of a saga that will be recounted in history books under the heading "When Politics Became Persona."

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