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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads, a group of intrepid Republicans, led by the enigmatic figure known as "Taxman Ted," have unveiled an ambitious tax overhaul bill that they claim will revolutionize the landscape of science and innovation. The bill, titled "The Enlightened Economic Empowerment and Scientific Enlightenment Act" (TREES Act), promises to reduce taxes for corporations and high-net-worth individuals who invest heavily in scientific research.

The announcement came amidst a fiery campaign debate where the candidate known as "Dr. Gridlock," a staunch advocate for less government intervention, found himself in an unexpected confrontation with his opponent, "Senator Silo." The latter, known for his isolationist policies and skepticism of scientific progress, was caught off guard by the TREES Act.

"This is not just an economic bill," declared Taxman Ted, sporting a lab coat adorned with equations and a calculator necktie, "this is an invitation to the future." He went on to explain that the TREES Act would "unstifle the creative juices" of American inventors and scientists, ensuring that the United States remains the global leader in innovation.

The proposal suggests a radical restructuring of the current tax code, where "common-sense investments" in scientific research are taxed at a mere 1%, while investments in "frivolous arts and entertainment" would face a hefty 50% tax. The bill also introduces the concept of "R&D Vacations," allowing scientists and entrepreneurs to deduct the cost of luxury retreats, under the guise of "strategic contemplation and planning."

Critics of the bill have voiced concerns that this could lead to a monopoly of science by the wealthy, potentially stifling the democratization of knowledge. However, Taxman Ted dismissed these concerns, assuring the public that the bill includes a provision for "Social Equity Grants," which would provide funding for underprivileged communities to start their own science projects.

The TREES Act is set to be a game-changer, promising to transform the American economy into a utopia where science and capitalism coexist harmoniously. As the election approaches, only time will tell if this audacious proposal will sway the hearts and minds of the electorate or if it will become yet another footnote in the annals of political satire.

Stay tuned as we continue to follow this developing story. Will science finally take a backseat to the almighty dollar, or will this be the catalyst for a new era of American innovation? Only the cosmos knows for sure.

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