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In an unprecedented move that has left political pundits and futurists alike scratching their heads, Senator Zogzilla from the state of Tomorrowland has introduced a bill that promises to redefine the next decade of global conflicts. The bill, aptly named the "Time-Travel Tactics Act," proposes the establishment of a government-sanctioned time-travel agency tasked with preventing potential future conflicts by preemptively intervening in historical events.

The campaign for this legislative monstrosity, which Senator Zogzilla has dubbed "Operation Historical Housekeeping," claims that by altering the outcomes of past battles and diplomatic negotiations, the agency can effectively avoid future wars. "We're not just thinking outside the box; we're thinking outside the timeline," declared Zogzilla during a raucous press conference, flanked by an array of scientists, historians, and a man in a DeLorean costume.

Critics of the bill have denounced it as a "sci-fi fantasy" with the potential to unravel the fabric of reality. "It's like something out of a bad 'Back to the Future' sequel," scoffed Senator Past Perfect from the historical state of Yesteryear. "Next, they'll be suggesting we rewrite the Magna Carta to include a clause about climate change."

However, supporters of the bill argue that the risks are worth taking to secure a peaceful future. "If we can prevent even one major conflict, it will be worth the gamble," said Dr. Tempora, a quantum physicist and consultant on the bill. "Think of the implications for global stability! We could be the generation that ends all wars!"

The bill has sparked a frenzy of speculation about potential time-travel shenanigans, with voters wondering if Senator Zogzilla plans to alter the outcome of the 1914 gunpowder incident or persuade Napoleon to take up knitting instead of conquering Europe.

As the campaign for the Time-Travel Tactics Act gains momentum, the world watches with bated breath, wondering if this is the dawn of a new era of peace or the beginning of the end of linear time as we know it. One thing is certain: the next decade of global conflicts could be decided by a group of time travelers with a penchant for history and a disregard for paradoxes.

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