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In a stunning display of bipartisan unity that only the specter of existential threat could forge, the House of Representatives convened an emergency session to address the looming advent of futuristic warfare. The occasion was the unveiling of the "Liberty Laser," a groundbreaking weapon system that promises to redefine the battlefield in ways that would make even H.G. Wells blush.

The Liberty Laser, a brainchild of the newly formed House Subcommittee for Science-Fiction and Fact, is a handheld device capable of generating a highly focused beam of light, capable of vaporizing targets with the precision of a master tailor snipping thread. The device, which has been endorsed by both Representatives Tom Spectacle (R-Futurism) and Jane Interstellar (D-Science Fiction), is intended to ensure global freedom by rendering traditional weaponry obsolete.

"With the Liberty Laser, we are not just keeping pace with the future," declared Representative Spectacle, his eyes gleaming with the reflection of a thousand potential laser-induced explosions. "We are setting the stage for a new era of peace and prosperity, where our children can play without fear of being inconvenienced by outdated warfare."

Representative Interstellar chimed in, her voice resonating with the gravitas of a true visionary. "This is not about war, my colleagues. It's about defending the inalienable right to live in a world where the sky is no longer the limit, but our canvas."

Critics of the Liberty Laser, however, have raised concerns about the ethical implications of such a powerful weapon. Ethicist Dr. Moralcompass, speaking from his time-traveling study, warned, "We must tread carefully, lest we create a reality where the only thing standing between us and tyranny is the whims of those with their fingers on the laser trigger."

In a related development, the Subcommittee has also announced plans to develop "Quantum Cloaking Units," which will render military personnel invisible to the naked eye. "With these units," declared the Subcommittee's chair, the enigmatic Representative Quantum Leap (I-Innovation), "our soldiers will not just fight wars; they will solve them before they even begin."

As the House of Representatives stands at the precipice of a new age, one thing is clear: the future of war is as unpredictable as it is terrifying. And with the Liberty Laser leading the charge, the only certainty is that the battlefield of tomorrow will be as alien to us as the distant stars are today.

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